Read a wallet before you send to it.
// THE WALLET CLINIC
Free, instant, no signup. Drop any EVM (0x…) or Bitcoin address into the box below and the Professor returns a CRITICAL / SUSPICIOUS / CLEAN tier classification, plus the reason. Limit five lookups per IP per hour to keep the service useful.
Run an address through the forensic risk classifier
Enter an EVM (0x…) or Bitcoin address. This checks our local exploit-cluster index and known mixer pools. 5 free checks per hour per visitor.
What this catches
The Professor’s seed list runs about fifty addresses to start — known Tornado Cash variants, addresses on the OFAC sanctions list, recent drainer signatures, and exchange off-ramps named in chain-analytics blocklists for laundering throughput. The list grows as casefiles close.
What this is not
This is a screening tool, not a settlement-grade risk assessment. A CLEAN result means the address is not on any of our seed lists today — it does not mean the destination platform is legitimate. If you’re funding a platform or counterparty for the first time, verify the off-chain story too.
Already lost funds?
This screen is preventative. If a deposit has already gone, open a case consultation and the Professor will read the trail.